So Yesterday was my 1st full day without coffee. I needed something to chew (My french press made really strong coffee) and the carrot/orange/ginger juice I made at home just was not satiating enough soooo I decided that I needed some BACON! I walked from work to a local diner for some cheap pancakes and eggs and bacon.
When I walked in I noticed an older man was sitting in a small area (kinda like a tiny mudroom) inside the main door to the restaurant but separated by another door to the dining area. I chatted with him a bit, he was a character he told me he'd be 93 on his next birthday and he lost his wife 12 years ago...
I said "So you got a girlfriend"
He said "Maybe after my next birthday" the girls his age are a bit ruff around the edges.
Me "You are sooo cute"
Him " Huh"
He told me he was hard of hearing so I repeated myself.
Me: "I said you are sooo cute"
Him: "HUH"
ME: I SAID YOU ARE ONE SEXY BEAST!
Ummm it was at that I realized everyone in the restaurant could hear me.
Sometimes you don't need coffee to get your day started :0)
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3 comments:
Is it bad of me that I envisioned you giving him a lapdance to really give those people a show? LMAO
OMG! ROFLMAO Poor People Paid for a breakfast that they'll be seeing again reeeeaaal soon! :0)
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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