This morning at McDonalds

This morning I went to Walmart for a pair of jeans. There's a McDonalds inside so I decided to eat up on one of those sausage biscuits (I've been here a year, now look whats done happen to my talkin)

A very tall skinny gentleman walks by in dirty baggy jeans and a wifebeater t-shirt. I noticed when he turned around he had a large word tattoed across his upper back.
Because of his wifebeater, I could only see the first letter "H" and the last letter "Y" and I'm thinkin to myself "Why would someone have the word "HOWDY" tattoed on his back. "Hmmm maybe he's done jailtime and that's just a way to great his current cellmate/girlfriend" Nahhhhhh that could'nt be it something about him just did not scream out "Doggystyle" so... when he walked my table I asked him (No, not about the doggystyle) I asked him what his tattoo said.

He grinned a big ole grin and showed off his teeth and he says "HILLBILLY" Im frum Kentucky, Ima hillbilly out here workin in da coalmines"

I gotta tell ya there was just somethin about him. I can surely say he's the sweetest hillbilly I've ever met.