Gansta Bus

Took the Bus today to WallyWorld it was times to splurge and buy a new Coleman.
My buddy Lewwwwie thinks Wyo. is filled with stereotypes. Lewwwwie this bus is for you!
Let's meet the passengers!

Redneck #1 6ft 7 approx. 380 lbs wearing overalls with one side unlatched. He was overly delighted at his latest and greatest bargain. A plaster cast of an eagles head His favorite topic was referring to specific men as "Queens" he also kept asking to see my tongue. He told me everyone in Calif. has a pierced tongue.

Pimp Daddy aka Tricktickler P. Dazzle Dressed in a bright red velour jogging suit, pimp hat, high tops, a 2ct. cubic zirconium in his left ear (almost looked like a clip on) and of course the bling bling rings and the gold? watch.

Sitting across for Tricktickler was Westside- Gansta wannabe shaved head. He sat in the seat closest to the window and practiced lookin tough and gansta like.

Redneck #2 6 ft something weighing in at least 450 lbs he wore jeans and God bless him I'm sure he really did want his white t-shirt to fit him but it literally needed to be 2 feet longer. He boarded the bus in his low riding jeans and his "fat apron" flowing over the top of his pants. his T-shirt covered everything above his belly button BUT nothing else. ( He had a moderately furry fat apron)

Tear Drop - He was sitting in front of me a very very nice guy. He had a tear drop tattoo under his right eye. (it was from a previous lifestyle) he's says he on the right track now. Nice guy I wish him the best.

Big Toe Still Leaks guy- I had the pleasure of sitting next to this older gent. 70+ and a total character! He had many many amusing stories. One not so amusing was getting frost bite on his big toe and about 1/4 of and inch of the top fell off. He is currently reporting that it
"still leaks"

So many characters on such a little bus!