Psychogenic Feline Vomiting
Typical Day-
NTC: Hey RTC Go sit on Mom's Face and wake her up so we can eat.
{RTC trots off to wake me up)
RTC: Makes several attempts to wake me up by nudging me, finally resorts to sitting on my face with legs spread using my ears as stirrups.
NTC: Pretending to be fast asleep in the Living room when I come out to feed them
Me: "RTC go sit on NTC's face and "pretend" to wake her up"
Me: Dropping a can of Poultry Platter in a bowl of hot water to "release the gravy like juices "contained within the can.
NTC & RTC: Coming into the kitchen. RTC rubbing up against my leg. (gratitude rub)
Food is warmed up, can is open and breakfast is served.
On a PFV Day's (Psychogenic Feline Vomiting)
NTC : Looks at food, sticks her nose in the air, and walks away tail in the air!
Me: "NTC I know what you're up too and I'm not falling for it"
NTC: Walks back to the plate of food and licks all the juice off, but stops short of actually eating anything.
Me: "No snacks till you eat that food"
Me: {Returning to the bedroom to finish what I was doing (sleeping) before a furry ass sat on my face}
NTC: 1 hour later comes in to snuggle and beg for a snack
Me: "I said NO Snacks till you eat" {Smelling NTC's breath} "You didn't eat anything"!
NTC: Leaves, but comes back moments later to throw-up spit in front of me. (She'll never do it unless I'm watching)
Me: "Maybe if you ate breakfast like you should, you wouldn't want to throw-up"
NTC: Goes to her plate and eats.
Me: Grabs the computer to do a search.... "Who needs a shrink more. Me or MY CAT!"
2 comments:
OMG roflmao Rap Cat?
I ran out of food for Maddy today, I coulda sworn I bought a bag last week, I must have left it behind. Anyways the poor thing was meowing and since I don't get money until tomorrow, I borrowed a cup of Kitten food off my sister(she has two siamese kits).
Yeap she had never eaten it before so I was prepped to have her turn her nose up...
NOPE. Hoovered the whole lot of it in 5 hours. I was shocked, she NEVER eats thats much!
OH and I feel bad for you, and lucky for me. Our cat never sits on our faces LOL!
Last night when I was going through music to add to the blog, I ran across a baby cat meow... Oh Geez! within moments both of mine came running in looking for the "new kitty" Somehow thinking they had a greater command of the english language and logic, I played it again for them pointing to the computer. A look came across RTC's face as to say,
"SHUT UP about that stupid computer! We have to find the kitten!"
It was about 3 hrs before they calmed downed and stopped looking.
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