Perfect Timing

This morning I was getting ready to go work, the cat's were fed I was dressed and the litter box usually by this time has an offering in it that needs to be removed.
As luck would have it Beaver hopped in there just as I was in the bathroom. (Her box is in the Laundry Room across from the bathroom)

Why is this perfect timing? Because Beaver is a Butt Dragger, my carpet is her toilet paper grrrrrrrrr.

This morning all I had to do is let her concentrate, finish her business and then turn the water on in the tub. Beaver knows if there is water running anywhere in the house after she poos she just follows the sound to get her but wiped.

20 years ago if you had told me I would be living in Wyoming and wiping a 20lb cats ass and then blogging it, I probably would of said... "Damn I really should of stayed in College! LMAO

Happy and Hygienic in Cheyoming!

Waiting For Crazy

The other day I was in the Property Mgr's Office after turning in some requested paperwork I sat down in a nice comfy chair in the sun, happy as a fat cat nappin. I sat there with my eyes closed baking in the sun listening to all that was happening in the office. (It's a small office and I'm buddies with everyone on the property)
As I was relaxing I overheard a call that the PM's daughter took it seems that a lady in the building next to mine was afraid she was going to explode. She had woken up in the middle of the night and smelled gas, she was so afraid that she sat there and did nothing until she called the office 12 hours later and kept the porr PM's daughter on the phone for 30 min. She also demanded a pink sticker for her daughters car so her daughter could park in her parking space. (We don't use parking stickers).

Moments later the PM came in complaining under her breath about having to move a tennant to another building. It seems that this tennants downstairs neighbor has been spying on her and watching her take a shower everyday, and now she is forced to take a shower in the dark.
I asked how that is possible since we have no windows in the bathroom and it was explained to me that her downstairs neighbor can see through the ceiling... the cement ceiling.

I asked one of the people present how old these two tennants are and both were in there Mid to late 40's. Hmmmmm so I guess my question is...
Does crazy come to us or do we go to crazy?

Stolen from my favorite Bartender

Hmmmm I wonder if RTC has been hangin out with some rough characters lately. That would explain
how he is able to stand up to the Beaver!
Stop off at the bar for some more fun

Not the Pussy

I gotta tell ya I was pretty proud of my RTC (Ronald the Cat) last night. He was sleeping on the pillows above my head when he decided he wanted to sleep on the couch were the Beaver was fast asleep.

At first I thought RTC did not see the Beaver in the dark and he stuck out his paw as if to touch her. Those of you not in the know.... Beaver is a BITCH very loving but a B.I.T.C.H!
Ronald did not make contact with her the first time he reached out his paw, he may have just been judging the distance so he could wind up and smack the Sh*t out of the precious 20lb Beaver and he did.
Poor Beaver woke up totally startled, hissed and crouched down by the side of the couch.

It's been a year since Beaver came to live with us and RTC has had to put up with her nagging and hissing and cussing all that time. Something inside me says RTC has been planning that attack for quite awhile. There's a Sheriff in Town. RTC has found a spine and learned to stick up for himself. I can't wait to see what he does next.

To answer your question...

Lewwwwwwwwwie-

No new computer, I just try to update when I can at work when I take a break. Today the Boss walked in my office just as I was Googling "Squirrel Humping" Images.
This would explain why I have not been posting much or regularly. I'm currently working an intense schedule of 8-4pm Mon- Wednesday with only 4 days off per week.

My time off is spent in Therapy.... Physical Therapy for my leg and ankle (wind pushed me down a hill)

I also like getting in strangers cars during blizzards only later to get sideswiped in an intersection during the Blizzard we had 2 weeks ago. (Everyone came out shaken not stirred with no actual bloodletting but both cars were totaled) I spent the following days feeling really really lucky!

This weekend was spent hunkered down with kitties watching yet another Blizzard. This latest one lasted a full 24 hours and left a foot of snow and 6-8 ft drifts. Last April we had NO snow at all.

Today is beyond beautiful with the temp up to 37 degrees! YEAH!!! No winter coats!!!

So maybe you wondered why I chose to post this picture. Well... squirrels don't mate unless there is an adequate food source and since they (the squirrels in our backyard at work) are fed Organically (Apples, Mango's Bananas) and at least 5 lbs of nuts each week, it's safe to say there will be plenty of babies around this spring.

P.S I was outside at work today and was thoroughly amused at a Storm drain that had frozen over (I truely am easily amused) It was not until I looked up at the roof line and saw 2 squirrels
humping madly and looking at me.

I think that just might be "squirrel sign language" for Thanks for the Power Food!

Is that "Barberrra" enough for you Lewwwwwwwwwie?

Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Stevens