EATEN ALIVE

Guess what I watched on late night Animal Planet...

• 1.5 billion people have roundworms living in their intestines or lungs
• Raw fish contain cysts which grow into tapeworms once in your belly- It may expose itself "while you are in the bathroom" but even if it does and you bend over to show your wife and she takes the kitchen shears and cuts off 2 feet of it, your wormy friend is still alive and growing, unless you kill the head... you will have a friend for life and it will only get bigger and bigger.
• Swimming sound inside your head? It just might be Tapeworm Larve
• Misplaced Tapeworms can end up in the lungs or liver- If you ever find that you've "burped yourself awake" you can thank an intestinal parasite. It's a quick way to lose 70 lbs but not recommended
• "It felt like a hair in my eye" (It was a 3 inch "Loa Loa"worm in his eye) It took 10 years of drugs to kill off all the worms in his body Check out the worms at All About Worms!
• Got mosquitoes? Projectile vomiting that looks like Sticky Chocolate Sauce? Well let's just say our goodbyes right now. (Malaria)
• The Willy Fish - "I saw it's tail flapping and tried to grab it but it was slippery"