Yesterday was my day off and my lovely neighbor offered to take me to the grocery store. The weather has been so nice lately I decided to bus it. I'm grateful for wonderful kind neighbors but I've also got 2 chubby legs that should be walking whenever they can.
I'm excited to start my day off early. I get to the store by 7:30 and I'm done with my shopping by 8am which left time for me to walk a few blocks to catch the North East Bus. This is very important because I know just a few blocks from where I get off the NE Bus there is 4 shots of espresso waiting for me.
Well I take off walking from the store and I'm looking up at the sky being very grateful for a beautiful pollution free sky (I have not seen a dirty polluted horizon in 364 days) when all of a sudden I start to trip! Full bag of groceries in my hand and a backpack full on my back, luckily I was able to do "The spastic nerd dance" to keep myself from falling.... for 10 seconds anyway then right to the ground and pigged my nose on the cement! Besides making a fool of myself I'm grateful that everything that was attached is still attached. But I did literally Pig my nose! When I was lying face down on the ground my nose was pushed up and pigged out lol. All I have to show for it, thankfully, is a big bump on my nose and a small scrape on the undercarriage (of the pig nose) My teeth hurt but none are loose and I've got a lovely headache to remind me of the adventure.
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