I think I got my point across

Let me make it perfectly clear... I DO NOT LIKE FLAX SEED! Mixing it up in my food does not mean I still can't taste it or smell it. Making me feel guilty by telling me I should be greatful for the great dinner you fixed me is mean. I WAS HUNGRY!!! I ate your stupid flaxseed laced food because I WAS HUNGRY!

And

that

is

why

I

sat

on

your

face

last

night

while

you

were

asleep.

How does it feel to wake up and see my precious little butthole in your face????

It was worth catching the bus to the library to post this on your blog.

Love Ronald Howard the Cat

What's for dinner tonight Mommy?