Oh Lawdy! look what you started!

So I'm figgerin I'll fall asleep anytime now. Well, that didn't work so I'll stop by Mom's my name, she usually post late at night and she left some great comments on my blog I'll stop by hers and see what damage I can do. (It's a constant struggle folks)
Anyway she mentions that she had stopped by cute overload and got a giggle from a Swedish Chef flashback, so I figgerd I'd go look too. One of the coments was "I wonder what "BORK BORK BORK" translates to? OMFing Gawd! that lit a fire. I was determined to find out what it meant.... Well I did a little better then that. Here's "Mom's My Name" translated. see below
bork bork bork!
Mundey, Junooery 7, 2008

Furst Pheellipism ooff '08
Beffure-a toockeeng leettle-a mun tu bed lest neeght, I lectoored hees beeg seester's ebuoot geeggling und telkeeng zee neeght evey. Bork bork bork!"Yuoo ere-a up ierly tumurroo fur schuul, su I better nut heer yuoo gooys guuffeeng eruoond!""Yes mum.""Yes mum. Guudneeght mum."Beck in Pheellip und Leeh's ruum, I reed Cet's Ceke-a und toock zeem in. Bork bork bork! Es I fleeck zee leeght ooffff he-a esks "Mum, seesters cun't telk und loogh tuneeght reeght? Becoose-a ve-a hefe-a schuul tumurroo.""Thet's reeght buy. Bork bork bork!""Und vhet heppens iff zeey du?""I get med et zeem.""Und zeen zeey're-a tuest?""Yep, zeen zeey're-a tuest. Um de hur de hur de hur."Gesps, "Nu! Pleese-a dun't toorn zeem intu tuest!"Bleenk..."Elreeght sun, I vun't toorn zeem intu tuest. Um de hur de hur de hur..."