Several years ago i was chatting with a fellow employee as we walked to a coffee shop a few buildings down. This girl was venting about another employee named "Cooper". Cooper was a nice guy average height and weighed about 300 lbs he carried most of his 300 lbs in his belly area. His belly was big and round like Santa Claus and very tight and hard as if he were pregnant. (I know this because he would often use his belly like a bumper car if you were walking in front of him and he considered you a friend) As I was listening to this girl vent, she started ranting about Coopers belly "what is up with his belly, why is it like that? As I took a sip of my coffee she came to a conclusion. Cooper Doesn't Poop! That's why his belly is so big He doesn't poop enough!
I laughed and snorted (btw hot coffee up your nose does not feel good)
Soooo why am I blogging all of this?
I've been taking alot of detox herbs for the last week and they are making me GRUMPY!!! They are suppose to clear my body of parasites, heavy metals, and clean my colon. I've been spending alot of time in the bathroom lately wondering ....
1. Where Cooper is now?
2. Is it possible to poop yourself skinny?
So if you see a few "Not in the Mood" Blogs you'll know it's the herbs talking :0)
Here's a few things these herbs are suppose to take care of...
Frequent fatigue and low energy
Flatulence, gas & bloating
Excess weight
Food allergies
Impaired digestion
Irritability, mood swings
Bad breath & foul-smelling stools
Parasites in stool
Frequent colds
Recurring headaches
Chronic constipation
Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)
Protruding belly ("pooch")
Powerful food cravings
Skin problems, rashes, etc.
Metallic taste in mouth
Hemorrhoids
Candida infection
2 comments:
Im so sorry... but Im cracking up AGAIN. the Homer J Simpson and the comment "poop yourself skinny" did it. Sorry!
No apologies necessary. I love it when you laugh at my "shit"
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