Nikki the Human might be right...

Ever since I came home last week and found RTC sitting up on the bed with a woody, NTH has expressed great concern, that RTC may be spending most of his day spanking his spider monkey. I told her she was silly and that RTC just has a healthy appreciation for all that make cats happy. She gave me the warning signs and I laughed them off UNTIL TODAY!...


I was curious,so, I held a copy of this eye chart in front of him and asked him to read it out meowd.
All he could do was just stare BLINDLY out into space!


My first thought was "Oh my poor baby, your spider monkey has retaliated and blinded you! 2nd thought- Do they make those little red canes for cats?


3rd thought- Will RTC have a singing career and get lots of pussies, now that he's blind?


It's amazing where your mind goes in moments of despair! I was finally able to compose myself, and I was trying to remember what the second sign to look out for was....


Then I remembered....





OMG!!! RTC!!! What big HAIRY PALMS YOU HAVE!!!

I GUESS NTH WAS RIGHT