Naps are Very Important

Naps are VERY Important says our resident Nap Specialist Ronald Howard the Cat "RTC"
But they must be done correctly. Please refer to this Visual Nap Guide if you find yourself sleeping less than 22 hours a day.

RTC's preference is a double thick queen size Colman blow up mattress slightly deflated due to "the claw incident". For an optimal napping experience RTC suggests the bed must be completely covered in body pillows and the body pillows covererd with a soft sheet preferably 400+ thread count. Once you have the bed made, sink yourself in between 2 body pillows and tuck yourself in.Once tucked in...

Begin your yawn mantra continue the mantra until fast asleep Approx. 1 1/2 mantras