Bad side effects of seafood.

As you know Mom couldn't make it to her Birthday lunch since it was a 1066 mile commute. Soooo Nikki the Cat stood in and enjoyed a Seafood Lunch. Actually 2 days of Crab. When the crab ran out, I feared for my life. NTC is generally a low maintenance cat, when she smells seafood she follows the scent and meows. After the seafood ran out, she began stalking me. I'd be in the kitchen, she would stare at me without saying a word. I would be cleaning the house, and I would catch her staring at me out of the corner of my eye. I woke up in the middle of the night she was sitting on my back, I could feel her eyes burning on the back of my skull. This silent harrassment continued. The next morning I took a shower and cuddled up in bed during a thunderstorm, I fell back asleep shortly afterward while watching a movie. I woke up several hours later, fully dressed, tennis shoes double knotted, eyeliner applied in a"cat like" fashion and car keys in hand. It was clear that Nikki was far more capable than I ever imagined, It was time to give in. Off to Red Lobster!